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Nestled in the foothills of the misty Slieve Bloom mountains in the Irish midlands lies a hidden valley containing the world's greatest archeological treasure - the only living dinosaur in existence. Contrary to contemporary scientific opinion, dinosaurs were neither reptiles nor covered in feathers (how ridiculous would that look!). Being so large, the only sensible material was steel - and steel they were. For proof, look no further than the dinosaur of Ballacolla, pictured below.
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Dinosaurs are large dangerous creatures and Dino is no exception. While living mostly on a diet of grass and an occasional sheep to up the protein content of his diet, Dino intuitively understands that his steel contruction needs a diet with exceptionaly high mineral content to prevent rusting and decay. Some of our visitors have paid a high price in this respect - witness Dino devouring an unsuspecting guest's car below.
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"Sometimes I sit and think - sometimes I just sit."
Not as ancient and certainly nowhere near as dangerous, Dino's almost contant companion is Mortimer, who also has a heart of steel.
Mortimer is a skilled amateur photographer and is responsible for all the photographs on this web site - no matter what Louis says... |
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